My mom thinks I’m funny
Hey there! I’m Jacob, the person this website is about.
I’ve been a substitute teacher, a construction worker, and, for a few months, a pipe organ repairman.
But, no matter what job I had, I was always writing. And now, I’m lucky enough to write for a job.
If there’s one thread that ties my work together, it’s the neurotic drive to interrogate our lived experience as humans and bring out a novel insight – whether that’s a line of copy, a campaign, or a joke to feed the internet’s insatiable appetite for content.
Wanna be friends? The internet terrifies me, but I’d gladly exchange emails if you promise to tell me the last movie you saw and loved.